Once upon a time all the forks went away,
My confused coworkers searched and looked all day.
Little did they know,
That I was the foe,
A quiet miscreant guilty of horseplay.
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Limerick for a Pirate King
A boy once said, “I will be the future Pirate King!”
Crossing seas, he gained a family under his wing.
They search for the ultimate haul,
Would they survive or would they fall?
Their names pass into legend for all to sing.
(shamelessly promoting my love for Monkey D. Luffy)
Limerick for a Bellyache
Those yummy cheesy beans and steak,
Grilled perfection better than cake.
But wait…what’s that churning?
All rumbling and turning.
A potty visit: the price for my mistake.
Limerick for an Awful Office
Once there was a busy room,
With no windows like a tomb.
I miss the daylight.
Save me from this plight!
Days repeat in endless doom.
Limerick from a Shy Admirer
I once spotted a fiery gaze,
Tripping me into a dizzy craze.
I blushed and stumbled,
Red-faced and humbled.
But the cat and I went separate ways.
Limerick for Unusual Soul Mates
Once there was a whitely ghost,
Who calmly cruised the wide coast.
Then arrived a cat.
Ginger, old, and fat.
They love watching the sea the most.
Limerick for An Annoying Commute
One fine morning a girl ran late,
She saw the train and hoped it’d wait.
She stretched for the door,
Foot stuck with a swore.
She felt a kick and cursed her fate.
Limerick for an Annoying Boss
A young woman walks into work,
Fuming because her boss is a jerk.
“Fetch me a coffee.”
“Someone, please help me.”
She poisons his drink with a smirk.
A Curious Hermit 